Coffee Lovers Unisex Classic Hoodie Still Awake Unfortunately
Coffee Lovers Unisex Classic Hoodie Still Awake Unfortunately
Still Awake, Unfortunately Hoodie for Coffee Lovers
For night owls, the late‑shift heroes, and anyone who knows that adulting is an extreme sport, this Unisex Classic Hoodie is crafted just for you. Built to match your deep love for late‑night brews and sharp wit, this premium hoodie is the ultimate cozy badge for the chronically caffeinated. The vintage‑style illustration features a sleepy‑eyed owl perched under a crescent moon, clutching a steaming mug that reads: "Coffee: Because adulting is hard." With punchy speech bubbles like "Sleep is overrated," "Coffee is not," and "Neither is my sarcasm," topped by the bold slogan "Still Awake, Unfortunately," this design perfectly captures the relatable struggle of staying up late with the help of high‑quality caffeine. Engineered from a premium, ultra‑soft fabric blend, it delivers the warmth and comfort you crave for chilly nights or early mornings. A structured, classic fit pairs with a spacious front pouch pocket and a matching adjustable hood for everyday wear that stands out in any coffee shop or campus quad.
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Unisex classic fit
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
- Traceability: Weaving—Pakistan; Dyeing—Pakistan; Manufacturing—Pakistan
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
Fit note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Carefully designed with a bold, conversation‑starting print, this hoodie is ideal for baristas pulling late shifts, students burning the midnight oil, or anyone who appreciates a playful blend of art and humor. It’s more than apparel—it’s a statement about embracing the caffeine-fueled realities of modern life.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
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All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
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All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
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All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
What are your sizing options?
All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.