Sarcastic Humor Lovers | Unisex French Terry Hoodie — I GAVE MY FRIENDS MONEY AND THEY LEFT ME, I GAVE A DOG A BONE AND HE BECAME MY FRIEND
Sarcastic Humor Lovers | Unisex French Terry Hoodie — I GAVE MY FRIENDS MONEY AND THEY LEFT ME, I GAVE A DOG A BONE AND HE BECAME MY FRIEND
A deadpan joke about friendship, set entirely in type. The punchline lands in the final two words, MY FRIEND, which are printed noticeably larger than the lines above them.
The lettering is chunky, cream-white and dimensional, with a black drop shadow and layered orange and green outlines that make each line stand out. Because the design is text only, the humor carries the whole hoodie. It suits sarcastic humor fans, and dog lovers will recognize the loyalty at the heart of the joke.
A comfortable layer for everyday wear, this French terry hoodie combines a smooth exterior with a soft looped interior. Its regular fit makes it easy to wear on its own or layered throughout the year.
• 3-end French terry fabric with a smooth 100% combed cotton face yarn
• Solids: 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester; Heathers: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Medium-weight fabric: 7.4 oz./yd.² (250 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Three-panel self-lined hood with matching drawcord and metal grommets
• Double-needle topstitching for added durability
• Twill neck tape and back half-moon patch
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Under 5% shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size guide:
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 19 ¾ | 25 ½ |
| S | 20 ¾ | 26 ½ |
| M | 21 ¾ | 27 ½ |
| L | 22 ¾ | 28 ½ |
| XL | 23 ¾ | 29 ½ |
| 2XL | 24 ¾ | 30 ½ |
| 3XL | 25 ¾ | 31 ½ |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 50.2 | 64.8 |
| S | 52.7 | 67.3 |
| M | 55.3 | 69.9 |
| L | 57.8 | 72.4 |
| XL | 60.3 | 75 |
| 2XL | 62.9 | 77.5 |
| 3XL | 65.4 | 80 |
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