Sarcastic Humor Lovers | Unisex Nantucket Hoodie — Stay Away From The Lion, The Wolf, And Me.
Sarcastic Humor Lovers | Unisex Nantucket Hoodie — Stay Away From The Lion, The Wolf, And Me.
A tongue-in-cheek warning set entirely in type. The joke builds line by line, naming two fierce animals before the final line, AND ME., puts the wearer in the same company.
The lettering is glossy, puffy and bright yellow, with layered orange and deep purple shadows that give each letter a bubble-like 3D look. With no illustration, the wording carries the whole design. It suits sarcastic humor fans, and anyone who likes a playful “keep your distance” statement.
Wrap yourself in everyday comfort with this soft fleece hoodie. Its textured fabric and classic fit make it an easy choice for cool days, whether you're relaxing at home, heading out, or layering up. Built with thoughtful details, it's made to become a staple you'll reach for again and again.
· 52% cotton, 48% polyester
· Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
· Regular fit
· Textured Nantucket fleece
· Three-panel fleece-lined hood with dyed-to-match drawcords
· Front pouch pocket
· Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure fit
· Durable double-needle topstitching
· Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size guide:
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 18 | 26 |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 45.7 | 66 |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 55.9 | 71.1 |
| L | 61 | 73.7 |
| XL | 66 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 71.1 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 76.2 | 81.3 |
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