Sarcastic Humor Lovers | Unisex Sculpted Heavyweight Hoodie — No Idea How Trouble Finds Me... My House Doesn’t Even Have An Address.
Sarcastic Humor Lovers | Unisex Sculpted Heavyweight Hoodie — No Idea How Trouble Finds Me... My House Doesn’t Even Have An Address.
A dry one-liner about attracting trouble no matter what. The ellipsis creates a beat of pause, and the second line delivers the punchline about a house that is impossible to find.
The lettering has a blocky, pixel-style look, with white letters, a cyan highlight and a navy outline. Stacked red, cyan and magenta shadows add a layered 3D effect. With no illustration, the wording carries the whole design. It suits sarcastic humor fans and anyone who enjoys a playful, self-aware joke about bad luck.
Reach for a substantial layer when the temperature drops. This heavyweight hoodie combines dense brushed fleece with a double-layered hood and cotton ribbed finishes for a clean, structured everyday look.
· 80% organic combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester
· Brushed 3-end fleece with a 100% organic cotton face
· Fabric weight: 15 oz./yd.² (500 g/m²)
· Double self-fabric-lined hood
· 100% cotton, elastane-free 1 × 1 rib at sleeve cuffs and bottom hem
· Twin-needle topstitching at hem, sleeve cuffs, and armholes
· Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 23 ½ | 25-28 | 20 |
| S | 25 ¼ | 29-32 | 21 ¾ |
| M | 26 ½ | 33-36 | 22 ½ |
| L | 27 ½ | 33-36 | 23 ¼ |
| XL | 28 ¾ | 37-40 | 23 ½ |
| 2XL | 29 ¾ | 44-46 | 23 ½ |
| 3XL | 30 ¾ | 47-49 | 23 ½ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 59.7 | 63.5-71.1 | 50.8 |
| S | 64.1 | 73.7-81.3 | 55.3 |
| M | 67.3 | 83.8-91.4 | 57.2 |
| L | 69.9 | 83.8-91.4 | 59 |
| XL | 73 | 94-101.6 | 59.7 |
| 2XL | 75.6 | 111.8-116.8 | 59.7 |
| 3XL | 78.1 | 119.4-124.5 | 59.7 |
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