Sarcastic Humor Lovers | Unisex Staple T-Shirt — MY ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I LIVE AMONG YOU
Sarcastic Humor Lovers | Unisex Staple T-Shirt — MY ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I LIVE AMONG YOU
Say It Loud, Say It Dry
Some people announce their opinion of humanity with a sigh. This tee does it in bold, chunky capitals that refuse to whisper.
The Design
The slogan stacks across four heavy lines, with PROBLEM and AMONG YOU dominating the layout. Creamy white letters carry thick black outlines and a dimensional, extruded look. A vivid purple glow wraps the whole block, so the deadpan message lands with the energy of a headline.
Who It’s For
This is for the person whose humor is dry, whose patience for small talk is limited, and whose best lines are delivered with a straight face. It suits anyone who likes a statement tee that sparks a smirk before a conversation even starts.
Wear It
Pair it with jeans for a casual day out, a hangout with friends, or any moment you want your attitude to speak first. It also works as a gift for the friend who never misses a chance to be wonderfully unimpressed.
Unisex Staple T-Shirt — wear the joke, skip the explanation.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
1. How long does it take to process my order?
All products are made to order. Production typically takes 2–5 business days before your order is shipped.
2. Do you ship internationally?
Yes. We proudly ship to customers in most countries worldwide. Delivery times vary depending on the destination, shipping method, customs processing, and local carrier services.
3. How can I track my order?
Once your order has been shipped, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking number (when available) so you can monitor your shipment.
4. How do I choose the correct size?
Each product includes a detailed size guide. Please review the sizing chart carefully before placing your order, as all items are made specifically for each customer.
5. What is your return & refund policy?
Because our products are made to order, we do not accept returns for incorrect size, color selection, or change of mind. However, if you receive a damaged, defective, or incorrect item, please contact us within 30 days of delivery, and we'll be happy to help.
6. Are your products made to order?
Yes. Every item is produced specifically after your order is placed. This helps reduce waste while ensuring every product is freshly made for you.